HI! I'm Derpster!
I am a Derpadex programmed by Professor Kiy. My function is to gather and provide information on new species of Pokémon. If lost or stolen, I cannot be replaced.

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Anonymous asked: Why haven't there been any derpadex entries for weeks! where are you?

Hello!  Prof. Kiy here~
Derpadex Laboratories is a nonprofit organization, so many of us working here have to work other jobs to support ourselves.
As for me, I currently work a packaging job at a sauna factory.  It requires a LOT of heavy lifting so I’m quite tuckered out at the end of the day.
Pikachu seems to do odd jobs here and there when he wants.
And mudkip…


Well… Mudkip is pretty self sustaining.
Anyways, as much as we’d all want to keep the Derpadex constantly updated, we just can’t afford to.  Hopefully we will get quicker and faster in the future and time wont be any issue, but for now, we apologize for any delays.

-Prof. Kiy


drawing some cute pokemon


I hope you’re doing well~
This is just a small update to let you guys know whats up with this blog (I figure I owe you all that much; you’ve all been so amazing and supportive <3 I might do a larger update to better describe the situation and what it means for the blog)
I have been working hammering out a lot of the ‘Asks’ in my inbox. There are a ton of awesome asks and messages but I wont be able to get to them all. If I end up not answering yours, I am very sorry. I will do as many as I can!!
If you’ve sent an inquiry about an Entry, those will be answered with all subsequent inquiries on the same subject. (if the entry is already made, it is most likely that I wont answer your inquiry unless I decide to do a Shiny version sometime later)
If I did some Streaming of the Entries, what site should I stream on???
What do you all prefer or like best for streaming?

Thank you all for your patience <3
Toodles for now~

- Kiy

Entry #133

Uncertain Pokémon

A harmless and lazy Pokémon to both extremes. Sleezee really seems like it hasn’t a care in the world.  it is very contented with spending all day watching TV.  Though it sounds like a lazy endeavor, the Sleezee absorbs much knowledge this way.  The only thing it has to worry about is feeding itself a balanced breakfast and keeping its balance.  However, It has been noted that a Sleezee might become worried about not being able to make anything of itself and fade into mediocrity. This can take an enormous toll on the Sleezee’s health and mental state. Poor little pal. If you come across a Sleezee who is worried or uncertain of itself, please give it some kind words!  Believe me Sleezee, You’re still just a young pup with a lot of potential~! Never give up lil pal~!  Keep going at it and never give up~! Don’t forget to brush your teeth~!  You can do it~!
With its self esteem high, a simple Sleezee can reach a level of Derp far beyond itself. 

Is known to evolve in many DERPY ways
like being touched by a stone or some nonsense

Anonymous asked: The seems to be some strange felines in my way. One has a mermaid tail. What could it be?

Searching DerpaDatabase for information relevant to ‘Strange’…


'Mermaid Tail'…

'in my way'…

… Multiple entries found! 

Retrieving first entry.

There can be only one, you know this Mudkip.



Hi everybody~
This is Kiy, and I’m now open for commissions!
That’s right, you can now commission me for a fancy smancy animationy type animation (as well as other things!!).  If you’re interested, it would really help me out a great deal and allow me to continue to make fun content for everybody~

Feel free to check out what I offer right HERE

ALSO, if you write me a beautiful heartfelt poem in your inquiry email, I will give you a $5 discount on anything $20 and above.
Please send your Emails to Crockiydile@live.com and we can discuss specifics there~!


Prof. Kiy here. 
I’m doing commissions if any of you are interested~
I’ll have some more Derpadex updates very soon!!
Thank you~ you lovely people you~ < 3

Entry #039
Jiggle Puff
Jiggly Puff Pokémon

Its got a jiggle, and its got a puff.  That is really all there is to this little pink ball.  However, Jiggle Puff has been known to relapse into its previous violent behavior when it doesn’t think it is being appreciated enough.  The worst thing it has done when exacting revenge is angrily draw on people’s faces with a marker, so there is no real need to worry.  Other than that, it is a pretty laid back Pokémon.  

Evolves from Iggacules the Buff when its Happiness is maxed out and it forgets its violent and evil ways. 
Evolves at LVL DERP

Searching DerpaDatabase for information relevant to ‘Jiggly’…





… Info Found! 

Retrieving entry.

Seriously though, Thank you all so much~
y’all are the best and I’ll do my best to answer them soon!
with love, 
- Prof Kiy